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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

Yeah, never piss on bleach in your toilet either. They tend not to teach these kind of life skills in schools, which is a shame

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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

Wow! I'm going to print a bunch of bright yellow "Procrastination Can Be Fatal" warning stickers and plaster them all over the house. I bet my productivity will skyrocket. I'll do that right after I climb up on this folding chair and clean the ceiling fan. Thanks for the warning.

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Trying to get your life together vs. casually making lethal gas? Who among us has not been there? Glad you're safe!

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That which does not kill me makes me stronger. Or bides its time and tries later. Or something. Yay for good coffee and fresh croissants.

A fine and dandy bit of humour arising out of the miasma. Cheers!

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I'm a chemist, so I saw this one coming. I prefer not to have bleach in the house!

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Rest assured I was entertained, enlightened, and glad crisis was averted 😅

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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

I am glad that things didn't go worse there! But also, it really does make for a hell of a story.

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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

Very glad you did not end up on Darwin's short list, Summer.

Love your idea for rehoming a Pning. If only!

Hugs, try to get through the rest of the day *without* making any more weaponry at home.

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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

So glad you got out of there alive! Sometimes our procrastination is productive and necessary for percolating ideas through I find, other times it's like working out, we put it off, but then when we go to do it, we feel so good afterwards. I feel your block.

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While rehoming your pning, be careful not to weld galvanised steel. Thank you for inventing a lovely new word. We can now all be aware of the effects of a pning, and take appropriate precautions.

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Gotta admit that was pretty funny. I'm glad your alright

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Glad you’re okay, Summer! Incidentally I learned about this chemical interaction when I was 10 or 11 from an episode of Starsky and Hutch. Lol.

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Oct 11, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

What a terrifying and fun read (sorry). Definitely the whole affair can be blamed on the Pning, aka the procrastination fairy who’ll go to any length to distract and create chaos... then a croissant.

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Oh my, flashbacks to my moldy 1986 NYC bathroom, where I made the same mistake.

Once.

Can still feel the fumes ... glad you had a cafe to repair to ...

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Oct 10, 2023Liked by Summer Brennan

Very glad you are still among us!

I suggest a reframing to citrus products -- for household cleaning and for spirit boosting. Rosehip tea! Orange segments! Marmalade!

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Oh gosh thanks for this PSA! Glad you are okay! I have been procrastinating left and right on a project so I feel you...I have been cleaning, too!

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